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"Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from the store. Maybe
Christmas... perhaps... means a little bit more!"
~The Grinch, by Dr Seuss




FIDOGAZETTE Vol 13 No 51 Page 2 December 25, 2019


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Janis,

"Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from the store. Maybe
Christmas... perhaps... means a little bit more!"
~The Grinch, by Dr Seuss

I loved the original one...Boris Karloff was a great grinch. :)

The dachshund my late wife and I had, I created a bit of a "jingle"
for him...

"You're a mean one, Mister Fritz. You really are a dog. You like salt
on your green beans; you're a dachshund, oh so mean, Mister Fritz!!" <G>

You do NOT want to give dogs chocolate, especially bakers chocolate,
as it will kill them. But, you CAN give them things like green beans and carrots.

Well, Janice put some green beans in a dish for him. He walked up to
them, sniffed them, turned up his nose, and walked off.

She lamented "Oh, crap!! I forgot to salt them!!"

Stunned, I asked "What??!! Does he want a bottle of red wine to go
with his beans??!!"...and she growled "He ain't gettin' none of my
Jamaica White Rum". <G>

Daryl


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Hi Daryl,

"Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from the store. Maybe
Christmas... perhaps... means a little bit more!"
~The Grinch, by Dr Seuss

I loved the original one...Boris Karloff was a great grinch. :)

Yes same here :)

The dachshund my late wife and I had, I created a bit of a "jingle"
for him...

"You're a mean one, Mister Fritz. You really are a dog. You like salt
on your green beans; you're a dachshund, oh so mean, Mister Fritz!!" <G>

haha :)

You do NOT want to give dogs chocolate, especially bakers chocolate,
as it will kill them. But, you CAN give them things like green beans and carrots.

Yes, my dogs steal green beans since my outdoor garden is on the other side of their dog fence :)

Well, Janice put some green beans in a dish for him. He walked up to
them, sniffed them, turned up his nose, and walked off.

She lamented "Oh, crap!! I forgot to salt them!!"

Stunned, I asked "What??!! Does he want a bottle of red wine to go
with his beans??!!"...and she growled "He ain't gettin' none of my
Jamaica White Rum". <G>

Ha... don't touch the stuff :)

Take care,
Janis

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Hi Daryl,

Hi, Janis...

I loved the original one...Boris Karloff was a great grinch. :)

Yes same here :)

Especially at the very end, when his heart grew....and he carved the
roast beast. :)

"You're a mean one, Mister Fritz. You really are a dog. You like salt
on your green beans; you're a dachshund, oh so mean, Mister Fritz!!" <G>

haha :)

I had too much time on my hands. But, one night, he decided to
reassert his role as "the dominant male" (he thought he was). My late
wife set him straight in a hurry!!

Yes, my dogs steal green beans since my outdoor garden is on the other side JK>their dog fence :)

But, do they provide fertilizer to the garden?? :P

Stunned, I asked "What??!! Does he want a bottle of red wine to go
with his beans??!!"...and she growled "He ain't gettin' none of my
Jamaica White Rum". <G>

Ha... don't touch the stuff :)

Just for S and G's, we went into a local liquor store, and about
flipped when we saw the price. We asked her Dad about it, and he said "Imported"...mystery solved. :P

* OLX 1.53 * The house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it!!

My house is clean enough to be healthy...and dirty enough to be happy.

Daryl

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