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Thank you to one of my users, Dave Drum, for this one :)

1960 Hits Renamed

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new
lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing
the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday.

They include:

Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash

Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr --- I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

Roberta Flack --- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now

Paul Simon --- Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

Procol Harum --- A Whiter Shade Of Hair

Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations --- Papa's Got A Kidney Stone

Abba--- Denture Queen

Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me
Fall

Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore --- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To

And Last, but NOT least:

Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again



FIDOGAZETTE Vol 12 No 42 Page 2 October 17th, 2018


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Janis,

Thank you to one of my users, Dave Drum, for this one :)

1960 Hits Renamed

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new
lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing
the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday.

I resemble all of those!! :P

Daryl

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