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Thank you to Vince Coen, 2:250/1, for these one liners :)

Wine Advice

I drink wine because my doctor said...

I shouldn't keep things bottled up!!

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I'M NOT HAVING GLASS OF WINE, I'M HAVING SIX.

ITS CALLED A TASTING AND IT'S CLASSY.

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It's funny how 8 glasses of
water a day seems impossible,
but 8 glasses of wine can
be done in one meal.

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Every box of
raisins is a tragic
story of grapes
that could have been wine...

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THE ANSWER
MAY NOT LIE
AT THE
BOTTOM OF
A BOTTLE
OF WINE,
BUT YOU SHOULD
AT LEAST CHECK.



FIDOGAZETTE Vol 12 No 43 Page 3 October 24th, 2018


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Janis,

Wine Advice

Or when the maitre'd in the restaurant asked the customer, "Wine,
sir??".

The customer starts sobbing uncontrollably with "Well, if you
insist"!! <G>

Daryl

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Wine Advice

Or when the maitre'd in the restaurant asked the customer, "Wine,
sir??".

The customer starts sobbing uncontrollably with "Well, if you
insist"!! <G>

Ha :)

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