Recent statistics of things that came up during TSA airport screenings ...

Transvestites..............133
Hernias..................1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases.........3,172
Enlarged Prostates.......8,249
Breast Implants.........59,350
Natural Blondes..............3
Terrorist Plots Discovered...0

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* Origin: Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards (2:292/854)