On 03-26-19 10:55, Bj”rn Felten <=-
spoke to Ward Dossche about Objection <=-

Real men have beards ... I never understood the concept of shaving ...

In the wintertime I keep mine. To us used to -20C and
wind chill of -30C and below, it works very well as
insulation.

In the summertime however I respect the wishes of
previously my beloved Anita and now still my children and
grandchildren, who prefer to see what I really look like.

My children and grandchildren would not recognize me without the
beard:-}}

Dale Shipp
fido_261_1466 (at) verizon (dot) net
(1:261/1466)


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My children and grandchildren would not recognize me without the
beard:-}}

Shaving takes too much time. Even if it's only 10 minutes, it means 2.5 full calender days a year.

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Hello Ward,

Wednesday March 27 2019, Ward Dossche wrote to Dale Shipp:

Shaving takes too much time. Even if it's only 10 minutes, it means
2.5 full calender days a year.

And imagine how much time you may save by not visiting toilet! :)

Michael

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Michael,

Shaving takes too much time. Even if it's only 10 minutes, it means MD>WD> 2.5 full calender days a year.

And imagine how much time you may save by not visiting toilet! :)

Correct. Just shit in a box and FedEx it to Russia... Siberia is large enough, no-one will notice.

\%/@rd

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Bonjour Ward!

Si le chien ne s'était pas arrêté pour prendre une merde, il aurait attrapé
le lapin.

La vie est belle,
Maurice

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Si le chien ne s'était pas arrêté pour prendre une merde, il aurait attrapé le lapin.

Nice try but this is obviously an attempt at Google Translate gone horrible wrong.

\%/@rd

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Hey Ward!

Nice try but this is obviously an attempt at Google Translate
gone horrible wrong.

Could very well be but from my limited understanding of French the key words looked correct and thus gave it a shot. In English it says. "If the dog didn't
stop to take a shit he'd have caught the rabbit." How close was the French translation to that?

From my perspective the UTF-8 characters look good and therefore a success, and
really don't care about Google's success rate at translating things but would like to get things right if it is possible ... which at the moment seems remote.

Here is your opportunity to shine. :::snicker:::

Life is good,
Maurice

... Don't cry for me I have vi.
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Hello Ward,

Thursday March 28 2019, Ward Dossche wrote to Michael Dukelsky:

Shaving takes too much time. Even if it's only 10 minutes, it
means 2.5 full calender days a year.

And imagine how much time you may save by not visiting toilet! :)

Correct. Just shit in a box and FedEx it to Russia... Siberia is large enough, no-one will notice.

It will take you even more of your valuable time.

Michael

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Maurice,

Nice try but this is obviously an attempt at Google Translate
gone horrible wrong.

Could very well be but from my limited understanding of French the key words looked correct and thus gave it a shot. In English it says. "If
the dog didn't stop to take a shit he'd have caught the rabbit." How
close was the French translation to that?

Translating "take a shit" by "prendre une merde" is totally meaningless in French.

\%/@rd

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Michael,

And imagine how much time you may save by not visiting toilet! :)

Correct. Just shit in a box and FedEx it to Russia... Siberia is
large enough, no-one will notice.

It will take you even more of your valuable time.

I'm sure it can be automated.

\%/@rd

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Hallo Ward!

Translating "take a shit" by "prendre une merde" is totally
meaningless in French.

So then what exactly do they say when their dog stops to do it's business? ... especially while out chasing rabbits

Het leven is goed,
Maurice

... Een Møøse beet ooit in mijn zus ...
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Hello Ward,

Friday March 29 2019, Ward Dossche wrote to Michael Dukelsky:

And imagine how much time you may save by not visiting toilet!

:)

Correct. Just shit in a box and FedEx it to Russia... Siberia

is

large enough, no-one will notice.

It will take you even more of your valuable time.

I'm sure it can be automated.

I already see this beautiful picture of how a robot from FedEx will come to you
during a family dinner, pull your pants down and put a box under your ass... And after all this fuss, the parcel will come back.

Michael

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Maurice,

Translating "take a shit" by "prendre une merde" is totally
meaningless in French.

So then what exactly do they say when their dog stops to do it's
business? ... especially while out chasing rabbits

Avez-vous un sac en plastique pour la merde ?

... Een Møøse beet ooit in mijn zus ...

Doesn't make sense to me either, and I'm a native dutch speaker.

\%/@rd

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Michael,

I already see this beautiful picture of how a robot from FedEx will come
to you during a family dinner, pull your pants down and put a box under your ass... And after all this fuss, the parcel will come back.

What do you mean?

You never crapped in a cardboard box ?

\%/@rd

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Hello Ward,

Friday March 29 2019, Ward Dossche wrote to Michael Dukelsky:

I already see this beautiful picture of how a robot from FedEx
will come to you during a family dinner, pull your pants down and
put a box under your ass... And after all this fuss, the parcel
will come back.

What do you mean?

You never crapped in a cardboard box ?

I've never wanted to automate the process.

Michael

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Michael,

You never crapped in a cardboard box ?

I've never wanted to automate the process.

How 'bout a Tupperware box? It's fun demonstrating at Tupperware parties ... freak out all the ladies "And here's my hubby demonstrating an undocumented feature".

\%/@rd

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Hello Ward,

Friday March 29 2019, Ward Dossche wrote to Michael Dukelsky:

You never crapped in a cardboard box ?

I've never wanted to automate the process.

How 'bout a Tupperware box? It's fun demonstrating at Tupperware
parties ... freak out all the ladies "And here's my hubby
demonstrating an undocumented feature".

:-) OK, Ward. We've had some fun and now it's time to stop this off-topic.

Michael

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:-) OK, Ward. We've had some fun and now it's time to stop this
off-topic.

You'd start wondering about moderators ... 8-)

Enjoy your week-end.

\%/@rd

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On 29 Mar 19 12:42:56, Ward Dossche said the following to Michael Dukelsky:

You never crapped in a cardboard box ?

I've never wanted to automate the process.

How 'bout a Tupperware box? It's fun demonstrating at Tupperware parties .. freak out all the ladies "And here's my hubby demonstrating an undocumented feature".

Thats basic functionality. The aroma is the undocumented feature.

Nick

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How 'bout a Tupperware box? It's fun demonstrating at Tupperware
parties .. freak out all the ladies "And here's my hubby
demonstrating an undocumented feature".

Thats basic functionality. The aroma is the undocumented feature.

"And the lid is a tight fit keeping everything fresh for at least a week if stored in the fridge"

\%/@rd

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Hallo Ward!

Avez-vous un sac en plastique pour la merde ?

Yes and no. That doesn't work at all for the saying, which covers the 'no' part, and 'yes' I have plastic bags but not for the usage above. Also much talk about banning sac en plastique in this part of the world, or at least for packing groceries in.

... Een Møøse beet ooit in mijn zus ...

Doesn't make sense to me either, and I'm a native dutch speaker.

It isn't supposed to make sense which I believe was the original intent of "A Møøse once bit my sister ..." For my particular usuage it's the 'ø's that make all the difference no matter what language it is translated to;

-={ '<Esc>:read !trans -b -no-ansi -s english -t french "A Møøse once bit my sister ..."' starts }=-
Un Møøse a mordu une fois ma soeur ...
-={ '<Esc>:read !trans -b -no-ansi -s english -t french "A Møøse once bit my sister ..."' ends }=-

Does that make any more sense to you? Other than retaining the mythical bogo-Norwegian Møøse creature it looks just as silly as the original to me.

Het leven is goed,
Maurice

... Huil niet om mij, ik heb vi.
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Maurice,

Does that make any more sense to you?

No. Just random ascii chraracters without any meaning.

\%/@rd

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Hallo Ward!

No. Just random ascii chraracters without any meaning.

Except for the fact two of them are not ascii characters and are no more French
than they are/were Dutch ... or English for that matter. That is the true meaning or sense of it and makes it perfect for the cause.

Perhaps your aversion to bathrooms has caused a backlog of your system and now you are just full of shit? ;-)

Het leven is goed,
Maurice

... Huil niet om mij, ik heb vi.
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