Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that
Expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call
From the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the
Work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for
Them.

Hellloooo,...........just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I
am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking
sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows
would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him.
there was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally
just hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot!
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
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