Hi All...
..but you gotta make sure that your uninvited guest doesn't find that first on your kitchen shelf.
Hi All...
..but you gotta make sure that your uninvited guest doesn't find that first on
your kitchen shelf.
LOL.
Having been on the receiving end of a violent home invasion, I think this is a
fantastic idea to make. reaching for your weapon a lot more covert...
LOL. Having been on the receiving end of a violent home
invasion, I think this is a fantastic idea to make.
reaching for your weapon a lot more covert... -+-
Hello John!
** On Saturday 09.04.22 - 14:00, you wrote to me:
LOL. Having been on the receiving end of a violent home
invasion, I think this is a fantastic idea to make.
reaching for your weapon a lot more covert... -+-
Perhaps one can convince the perp to stick around for supper.
"While you've got me at gunpoint, perhaps I can conjour up a
fine feast to commemorate this occassion", says John.
The masked intruder ponders the moment and notes that he hasn't
had anything to eat since embarking on the mission. The
caramelizing onions on the pan soon prove to overpower the
senses.
"Ah.. OK", replies the uninvited guest. "But don't make any
sudden moves."
John reaches for the cookbook 'The Best Recipies...' "One of
the best ingredients in any meal.." In one swift motion John
opens the book. "..is LEAD!", and fires the weapon hidden
inside. The perp drops to the floor.
John enjoys delivering a good meal and engaging in fine
conversation. But the uninvited guest always leaves a mess.
--
../|ug
Re: ..but you gotta make sure that your uninvited guest doesn't find that
By: John Dovey to August Abolins on Sat Apr 09 2022 02:00 pm
Hi All...
..but you gotta make sure that your uninvited guest doesn't find that first on
your kitchen shelf.
LOL.I just have 5 Rottweilers. They are a bunch of cowards who would not hurt a fly, but
Having been on the receiving end of a violent home invasion, I think this is a
fantastic idea to make. reaching for your weapon a lot more covert...
they make a lot of noise if anything is out of the ordinary. They would buy plenty of
time to reach for any of my pointy-sticks, swords, machetes or .38...
--
gopher://gopher.richardfalken.com/1/richardfalken
Hello John!
** On Saturday 09.04.22 - 14:00, you wrote to me:
LOL. Having been on the receiving end of a violent homePerhaps one can convince the perp to stick around for supper.
invasion, I think this is a fantastic idea to make.
reaching for your weapon a lot more covert... -+-
"While you've got me at gunpoint, perhaps I can conjour up a
fine feast to commemorate this occassion", says John.
The masked intruder ponders the moment and notes that he hasn't
had anything to eat since embarking on the mission. The
caramelizing onions on the pan soon prove to overpower the
senses.
"Ah.. OK", replies the uninvited guest. "But don't make any
sudden moves."
John reaches for the cookbook 'The Best Recipies...' "One of
the best ingredients in any meal.." In one swift motion John
opens the book. "..is LEAD!", and fires the weapon hidden
inside. The perp drops to the floor.
John enjoys delivering a good meal and engaging in fine
conversation. But the uninvited guest always leaves a mess.
--
../|ug
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