Hell has a better chance of freezing over, than I do in winning something.
I never win anything either.... but then, I also don't enter anything, either.... ;)
A poor fella was praying and said "O Lord, you know I have all sorts
of financial problems, the rent is due, there are doctor bills for the JM>wife and kids" and so on. Then he asks, Please let me win the lottery.
This goes on for several weeks, every night, the same prayer.
Finally one night he hears this booming voice say "BUY A TICKET!"
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Nancy wrote --
Hell has a better chance of freezing over, than I do in winning something.
I never win anything either.... but then, I also don't enter anything, either.... ;)
The first thing I ever remember winning was a free pizza in college
on some radio contest.
Never won the lottery. But then I only played twice.
I never bought a lottery ticket.
There is a Gambleing Riverboat a few Miles away from my home.
He asked if I go to the Boat much?, I told Him I wasn't Mathematically EV>Challenged, and got a big grin back from the Doctor.
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