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    From JOE MACKEY@1:123/140 to DARYL STOUT on Sunday, September 01, 2019 06:42:20
    Daryl wrote --

    What did he do when nature called?? I guess he had to go find a public restroom.

    Either at work or a gas station. He was on his own. :)
    Joe
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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to JOE MACKEY on Monday, September 02, 2019 13:06:00
    Joe,

    What did he do when nature called?? I guess he had to go find a public JM>> restroom.

    Either at work or a gas station. He was on his own. :)

    And, when you don't have to pee, there are gas stations all over the
    place. But, when you do have to pee, a lonely tree in the middle of
    nowhere, is all that's available. :P

    Daryl

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  • From JOE MACKEY@1:123/140 to DARYL STOUT on Tuesday, September 03, 2019 07:27:08
    Daryl wrote --

    Either at work or a gas station. He was on his own. :)

    And, when you don't have to pee, there are gas stations all over the
    place. But, when you do have to pee, a lonely tree in the middle of
    nowhere, is all that's available. :P

    One thing I always tell new hires in security is never pass up the opportunity to go to the bathroom or sit down.
    I don't know how many times I would be stuck somewhere and have to wait
    for someone to relieve me for things and someone to come around asking if I wanted a break. Many was the time I was fine right then but minutes after
    they left I had to go.
    Joe
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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to JOE MACKEY on Wednesday, September 04, 2019 17:55:00
    Joe,

    One thing I always tell new hires in security is never pass up the
    opportunity to go to the bathroom or sit down.

    Nowadays, that's when most people use their cellphones. :P Like the
    cartoon, where the guy is on the toilet, and he grumbles "Crap!! I
    forgot my smartphone!!". <G>

    I don't know how many times I would be stuck somewhere and have to wait
    for someone to relieve me for things and someone to come around asking if I JM>wanted a break. Many was the time I was fine right then but minutes after JM>they left I had to go.

    I thought you had to "relieve yourself" -- if you got someone to do
    that for you, you can make money off that one. <G>

    That's like the joke where this drunk in the bar, went to the
    bathroom, and after he came out, this other guy asked him if he'd go for
    him". The drunk agreed, but came back moments later, and said "You lied.
    You said you had to go to the bathroom, but you didn't have to after
    all"!! <G>

    Now, if I could figure out how to make the tagline below work, I'd be
    rich. <G>

    Daryl

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  • From JOE MACKEY@1:123/140 to DARYL STOUT on Thursday, September 05, 2019 08:04:10
    Daryl wrote --

    The drunk agreed, but came back moments later, and said "You lied.
    You said you had to go to the bathroom, but you didn't have to after
    all"!! <G>

    LOL
    Joe

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