Rip Chuck Norris!

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Rip Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris was invited into the zoo to see their tiger. He went into
the cage with it, approaching slowly. He heard a low growl. The
zookeeper said to back away slowly, not turning his back.

The tiger did just that.

(Chuck told that joke himself)






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Chuck Norris was invited into the zoo to see their tiger. He went into

the cage with it, approaching slowly. He heard a low growl. The
zookeeper said to back away slowly, not turning his back.

The tiger did just that.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
Legends live forever. Chuck Norris lives longer.
Chuck Norris was born in 1945. Hitler surrendered in 1945. Coincidence? I think not.

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had two missed calls from Chuck Norris....

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Re: Re: rip chuck norris
By: Denn to poindexter FORTRAN on Sat Mar 21 2026 06:26 pm

Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

The sun wears Chuck Norris screen.

Nightfox

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