• Re: And they sing, "Oh, ain't you glad you're single?"

    From Carol Shenkenberger@1:275/100 to Nick Boel on Tuesday, July 14, 2026 19:50:47
    Re: Re: And they sing, "Oh, ain't you glad you're single?"
    By: Nick Boel to Maurice Kinal on Mon Jul 21 2025 05:13 pm

    Hey Maurice!

    On Mon, Jul 21 2025 16:14:57 -0500, you wrote:

    -o -o -o o-
    (\ (\ (\ /)
    ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^

    Does nproc also see problems with your processors? If so, why is one penguin (or three) facing the wrong direction?

    Is one penguin being shunned? Or is the one penguin trying to ditch the othe three? ;)

    Regards,
    Nick

    ... Sarcasm, because beating people up is illegal.

    The one is walking his own path.... (snicker)
    xxcarol
    --- SBBSecho 2.12-Win32
    * Origin: Shenk's Express (1:275/100)
  • From Carol Shenkenberger@1:275/100 to Maurice Kinal on Tuesday, July 14, 2026 19:51:48
    Re: And they sing, "Oh, ain't you glad you're single?"
    By: Maurice Kinal to Nick Boel on Mon Jul 21 2025 11:24 pm

    Hej Nick!

    Does nproc also see problems with your processors?

    No. It only prints the number of processors.

    If so, why is one penguin (or three) facing the wrong direction?

    That is because the penguin routine randomizes the direction for each pengui Note that in this particular post there are 2 facing right and 2 facing left

    Or is the one penguin trying to ditch the other three? ;)

    Maybe. I definetly have no insight into the goings on in ASCII penguins min
    The 4 below look like they are pairing off.

    Het leven is goed,
    Maurice

    o- -o o- -o
    /) (\ /) (\
    ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
    ... Bilwitne monn ne forsioh [þu]; oft stille wæter staðu breceð.
    Don't scorn a gentle person; often still water breaks at the shore.

    Mating season behavior. Give them some privacy.
    xxcarol
    --- SBBSecho 2.12-Win32
    * Origin: Shenk's Express (1:275/100)
  • From Maurice Kinal@1:153/7001 to Carol Shenkenberger on Wednesday, July 15, 2026 02:43:26
    Hey Carol!

    o- -o o- -o
    /) (\ /) (\
    ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
    ... Bilwitne monn ne forsioh [þu]; oft stille wæter staðu breceð.
    Don't scorn a gentle person; often still water breaks at the shore.

    Mating season behavior. Give them some privacy.

    That was ages ago and as shown below there are now a dozen of them, half of which are in the pairing position. So far nothing has come of it. I am guessing ascii penguins are sterile or perhaps they haven't figured out how to do 'it'. Have yet to see any ascii eggs laid nevermind hatch. Obviously privacy hasn't worked.

    Дуже груви,
    Maurice

    -o -o o- -o -o -o o- -o -o -o o- -o
    (\ (\ /) (\ (\ (\ /) (\ (\ (\ /) (\
    ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
    ... Monig biþ uncuþ treowgeþofta, teorað hwilum.
    Many a trusted friend will prove to be unknown, will fail at times.
    --- GNU bash, version 5.3.12(1)-release (x86_64-pc-linux-gnu)
    * Origin: Little Mikey's Brain - Ladysmith BC, Canada (1:153/7001)
  • From Carol Shenkenberger@1:275/100 to Maurice Kinal on Wednesday, July 15, 2026 15:14:48
    Re: And they sing, "Oh, ain't you glad you're single?"
    By: Maurice Kinal to Carol Shenkenberger on Wed Jul 15 2026 02:43 am

    Hey Carol!

    o- -o o- -o
    /) (\ /) (\
    ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
    ... Bilwitne monn ne forsioh [þu]; oft stille wæter staðu breceð.
    Don't scorn a gentle person; often still water breaks at the shore.

    Mating season behavior. Give them some privacy.

    That was ages ago and as shown below there are now a dozen of them, half of which are in the pairing position. So far nothing has come of it. I am guessing ascii penguins are sterile or perhaps they haven't figured out how do 'it'. Have yet to see any ascii eggs laid nevermind hatch. Obviously privacy hasn't worked.

    Дуже груви,
    Maurice

    -o -o o- -o -o -o o- -o -o -o o- -o
    (\ (\ /) (\ (\ (\ /) (\ (\ (\ /) (\
    ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
    ... Monig biþ uncuþ treowgeþofta, teorað hwilum.
    Many a trusted friend will prove to be unknown, will fail at times.

    Grin, so maybe make some eggs?
    xxcarol
    --- SBBSecho 2.12-Win32
    * Origin: Shenk's Express (1:275/100)
  • From Maurice Kinal@1:153/7001 to Carol Shenkenberger on Wednesday, July 15, 2026 23:36:04
    Hey Carol!

    Grin, so maybe make some eggs?

    -o
    (\
    ^^o

    That's about as simple as I can make them. However it changes nothing and will totally screw up the 16 penguin matrix length-wise for quoting, and nobody wants that.

    Life is good,
    Maurice

    -o o- o- o- o- -o -o o- -o o- -o o-
    (\ /) /) /) /) (\ (\ /) (\ /) (\ /)
    ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
    ... Ne aswic sundorwine, ac a symle geheald ryhtum gerisnum.
    Do not betray a dear friend, but always hold to the right way.
    --- GNU bash, version 5.3.15(1)-release (x86_64-pc-linux-gnu)
    * Origin: Little Mikey's Brain - Ladysmith BC, Canada (1:153/7001)
  • From Carol Shenkenberger@1:275/100 to Maurice Kinal on Wednesday, July 15, 2026 21:30:35
    Re: And they sing, "Oh, ain't you glad you're single?"
    By: Maurice Kinal to Carol Shenkenberger on Wed Jul 15 2026 11:36 pm

    Hey Carol!

    Grin, so maybe make some eggs?

    -o
    (\
    ^^o

    That's about as simple as I can make them. However it changes nothing and w totally screw up the 16 penguin matrix length-wise for quoting, and nobody wants that.

    Life is good,
    Maurice

    -o o- o- o- o- -o -o o- -o o- -o o-
    (\ /) /) /) /) (\ (\ /) (\ /) (\ /)
    ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
    ... Ne aswic sundorwine, ac a symle geheald ryhtum gerisnum.
    Do not betray a dear friend, but always hold to the right way.

    Ok! At least we saw one! Thanks!
    xxcarol
    --- SBBSecho 2.12-Win32
    * Origin: Shenk's Express (1:275/100)
  • From Maurice Kinal@1:153/7001 to Carol Shenkenberger on Thursday, July 16, 2026 02:15:12
    Hey Carol!

    Ok! At least we saw one! Thanks!

    You got it. Let's call it a collectors item.

    Life is good,
    Maurice

    -o -o -o o- o- -o -o -o o- -o o- o-
    (\ (\ (\ /) /) (\ (\ (\ /) (\ /) /)
    ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
    ... ðy mara wisdom on londe wære ðy we ma geðeoda cuðon.
    There would be more wisdom in the land, the more languages we knew.
    --- GNU bash, version 5.3.15(1)-release (x86_64-pc-linux-gnu)
    * Origin: Little Mikey's Brain - Ladysmith BC, Canada (1:153/7001)