Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the
young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious
step. Are you prepared for it?"

"I think so, " the man replied. "My wife has made appe-
tizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of
cookies and cakes for all our guests.

"I don't mean that," the priest responded. "I mean,
are you prepared spiritually?"

"Oh sure," came the reply. "I've got a keg of beer and a
case of whiskey."

--Helen Jordan..
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