From "Laughter Never Gets Old"...

Eleanor: I do wish George would stop biting his nails. It's such a
horrible habit.

Ruth: My Hubert did the same thing. But, I found a way to stop him.

Eleanor: How did you do that??

Ruth: I hid his teeth!!
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