Wouldn't his noodly bits be affected by the swill er beer,
and become flacid noodles?

I wouldn't begrudge His Noodly Goodness a nip or two of beer from
time to time.

I just pop out there, he may not be able to hold the beer in the cup, if his noodly bits are limpid and flacid....

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