From Spectre@21:3/101 to Clarus on Thursday, May 21, 2020 10:49:00
In light of a previous message from Cl4arus, and programming language kerfuffel
I found this amusing especially release v1.0
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How to get technical support: I can be reached by E-Mail at #####Redacted######. I will support registered and unregistered users as much as possible. I will get back in touch with you as soon as possible, but it may take a while because I am very busy writing XDogcow, DogCow Remote, DogCow Professional, Turbo DogCow and Visual DogCow.
Please be patient.
Revision History:
release .9a
First alpha version. Was found to be incompatible with Excel 3.0 if the user was drinking decaf and whistling Dixie.
release 1.0b
Tested by over 1200 users nationwide to guarantee compatibility and lots of press.
release 1.0
Ported DogCow from FORTRAN to COBOL. The first commercial version of DogCow.
release 1.0a
Fixed a bug which cause DogCow to erase Windows and install Macintosh System 7.
release 1.1
Cured a mild case of paw and mouth disease.
release 3.1
No major changes. Just changed version number to maintain version number equality with a major competitor.